Nobody asked you, buddy.
When Bae Gets You
OUR LOVE IS LIKE WHOA, GROSS.
Yas, Cruz Beckham, Yas
Having that much glitter anywhere near me gives me anxiety but YOU ARE ADORABLE, CHILD. VERY VERY ADORABLE.
When A Coworker Asks If You Have Spare Headphones
Quality Pick Up Line
When You’re Trying Not To Freak Out Over Your Credit Card Bill
When You Rub Your Eyes Too Hard
The beautiful debris of my crumbling life! 😀
When Someone Asks Me Anything
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
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