Work Time? Play Time.

I’m very busy today. Please do not bother me.

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Fighter Pilot

If you don’t think I look straight out of Top Gun right now, you are wrong.

On Wednesdays we dress like Maverick.

You’re going to fucking jail, Greg.

Only in Los Angeles.

[coffee via Andante]

Pairs well with Prosecco.

Yes, that photo is of my sister and I choreographing a dance in my dad’s living room DO NOT HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE GAME.

Also if you aren’t looking directly at four photos of Britney Spears as you work then you are doing it wrong.

Thank you very much.

Viva Las Vegas, viva Hakksan.

See you at Christmas, Chicago.

You wanna Lamborghini?
Sip martinis?
Look hot in a bikini?
You better work, bitch.