
When you’re crushing it as an adult but the lady at AT&T needs the last four digits of your mom’s social.

When you’re crushing it as an adult but the lady at AT&T needs the last four digits of your mom’s social.


This bitch straight up gave me a degree!
Technically I paid for the degree. It was not a gift. (“ALL EDUCATION IS A GIFT!!” -Former Teacher)

Should be asked at all job interviews/dates.

(While wearing tiny round glasses.)


Natalie LOOK AT THIS GRAP.

Excuse me, in what aisle can I find my dignity?

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