I am clairvoyant. pic.twitter.com/tOuQXWGClj
— Sam Jarvis (@whoisSamJarvis) August 7, 2017
Category: Random Thoughts
Mood
ANY DAY NOW!
Hey, Girl Pear…
When My Food Comes With A Side Salad Instead Of Fries
When It’s Monday And I’m Tired And Starving And Stuck In A Meeting
I Wrote A Whole Thing And Then It Went On TV
Writing jokes for Tosh.0 is a great job. But the best part of being a writer here is getting to shoot really, really, REALLY silly things.
Like the The Triple Kentucky Hobby Horse Derby Preakness Stakes at Belmont Crown, for example.
I want you to know it was 90 degrees outside the day we shot that. The writer wearing head-to-toe armor was… not thrilled with me.
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This Is My Spirit Animal
That is all. Go about your day.
Mood
Crushin’ it 24/7!
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This Is Just Fun To Watch
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