Honestly all I did was eat at my house.
Category: Random Thoughts
Seriously, Such A Relief
Sweet ’cause I just ordered a shit ton of Thai food.
What Can I Get You?
WITH A SIDE OF GUAC.
This Is Fun
Depending on the drug you’re on, this is either super neat or absolutely terrifying!
Noisy Roommate
I AM A GOLDEN GOD.
Order With Caution
Weekend 4.1
Tosh.0 crew went to Mammoth. We came, we saw, we skied and didn’t die.
CHINA.
CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA.
Hope Your Marijuana’s Handy
http://weloveshortvideos.com/post/141897186504
About to bump this shit next time I do circuit training.
…did you guys buy the circuit training thing? LOL. What if I actually did that.
How To Get People To Like You
- Always keep an assortment of hard cheeses in your home. (Preferably in the refrigerator not like, randomly sprinkled throughout the rooms.)
- Wear deodorant.
- Mind ya damn business.
For more tips, buy my audiobook!*
*audiobook is fictional.
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