You can just put Sam “Cheesy Gordita Crunch” Jarvis on my headstone. Thanks.
Category: Random Thoughts
Weekend 4.29
Shrimp étouffée and Snapchat, mostly.
The Future Looks Amazing
Now your dog can double as a babysitter! Like the one from Peter Pan.
Basketball Ring??
It’s called a hoop, you fucking nerd.
How People Find My Website, Part 2
First of all, the mystery of Becky is still obviously affecting us all. Second don’t get it twisted, I love sushi and third whoever Googled “suck vagina” is the BIGGEST DORK IN THE WORLD. Why did it link to this site? The internet works in mysterious ways.
Call Me Back At Your Earliest Convenience
Mangled egg salad, anyone?
Go On…
Please don’t write my address in Sharpie on the side of the crust.
A Little About Me
The more you know!!
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Hypnotizing
…On my 14th loop.
I’m Just Going To Leave This Here.
More like Golden Damn, Girls!
…Bad joke, I know.
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