
No amount of filters will fix this.

No amount of filters will fix this.

“I’ll take a half pound of the honey maple turkey.”
Like a kid in a liquor store!
Go about your Monday.
I was drunk and made that up.

I have never in my life wished teleportation existed more than I do right now.

Can’t my mom do it for me even though she lives 2,000 miles away??
NAILED IT.