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Category: Random Thoughts
When My Friends Don’t Want To Order Pizza
So True
If by “professional work” you mean write dick jokes then YES THIS IS ME.
Talking To My Big Gulp Soda
How are you so bad when you TASTE SO GOOD??!!
Weekend 7.1
Magic!
When Someone Asks If You Want A Cookie
Your Majesty…
So regal.
Oh Really Now
When the dog sneezes, so does Jesus.
Word
Boss bitch.
Can’t Win Em All
Treasure life’s misadventures, guys. You never know when the last time you’ll throw up seafood in the middle of the night will be.
