When Your Internet’s Down October 5, 2016Leave a comment Oh lawd Jesus, I have a good tweet and it’s got to get out!!! [via]
When I Was A Writers’ Assistant October 5, 2016Leave a comment Talk slower please talk slower please please please talk slower. [via]
What’s It To You October 4, 2016October 4, 2016Leave a comment My recent search history/interest in endless shrimp is NONE OF YOUR CONCERN.
FINALLY! September 30, 2016September 30, 2016Leave a comment Because nobody calls him on his regular phone so what’s the difference? [via Vice]
Can You Buy These In Bulk? September 29, 2016September 29, 2016Leave a comment Love the smell of the holidays. [via]
Five Minutes After Walking In My Front Door September 28, 2016September 28, 2016Leave a comment Didn’t see you there! Please go away. [via]