When You’re Lost In The Grocery Store October 24, 2016October 24, 2016Leave a comment Pro tip: I am always in the condiments aisle.
When Someone Says They Don’t Like Dessert October 20, 2016October 20, 2016Leave a comment If you’re not a cake person, you’re not a my friend person. [via]
Watching People Fight About Politics On Facebook October 20, 2016Leave a comment “Sheila is getting straight up roasted right now.” [via]
When You Want To Sneak In Somewhere But End Up Making A Shit Ton Of Noise October 20, 2016October 20, 2016Leave a comment “What was that?” “A hundred pots and pans crashing to the ground?” [via]
Movie Description For The Win October 18, 2016October 18, 2016Leave a comment Beethoven is a movie about a vet who steals dogs so he can test guns on them by shooting them in their big dog skulls. It is rated PG. — Beethoven Tweets (@Beethoven1992) October 18, 2016 Honestly horrifying, when you think about it. [via Beethoven Tweets]