Pass me a breadstick, I need a neck pillow.
Category: Random Thoughts
When You’re Overwhelmed At Work
Omg what do I do first, respond to this email, respond to the other email, make that phone call or yes. That’s it. Make a turkey sandwich.
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Note To Self
Dream Man
When Someone Compliments Your New Sneaks
Get your own pair. Except don’t copy me.
When Your Friend Is A Doctor
“What is this strange lump on my arm?!”
“Your elbow.”
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