I drank champagne/Prosecco/sparkly shit for four days straight and if there’s one thing I learned from it it’s this: Mariah Carey knows what’s up.
Category: Girl Talk
Best Friends
“Text me a pic of your food plate later” is also my most successful pickup line.
Memories
Eau de Natural History
I assume she smells like… old artifacts? Dinosaur bones?
Announcement
Locked into my iCal immediately.
On Pilates
Bitches.
Kat’s Rainbow Hair
Rainbow Bright grew up.
Long Hair Don’t Care
-Every girl after every haircut
This Chick’s Body Though
<<sits at desk. puts bbq potato chips in mouth.>>
Parents And Social Media
Like. Like. Like it all.
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