I hope you choke on your dry ass pancakes!
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Category: Girl Talk
Texting When You’re Married
Swoon!! ❤
When You’re At A Party And Someone Is Talking About Astrology
Sweet Dreams?
Sounds like Mommy is going to need some Claritin!
The Golden Age
The best kind of humor is one that also makes you sad!
When Someone Says They Don’t Watch Riverdale
‘Cause I’m Dreaming Of You Tonight
I’m sure I made it up to her by rollerskating down a rainbow outside her house, but it wasn’t actually her house, ya know?
When Someone Says We Should Get Mozzarella Sticks
When You Finally Fall Asleep
Do You Want Anything From Shake Shack?
It’s gonna be a wild night!!
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