You can just put Sam “Cheesy Gordita Crunch” Jarvis on my headstone. Thanks.
Category: Girl Talk
Weekend 4.29



Shrimp étouffée and Snapchat, mostly.
How Do People Find My Website, You Ask?

Ah, ok.
A Little About Me

The more you know!!
SC: whoissamjarvis
Hair Woes

Helpin’ sisters out since 1988.
When Your Friend Asks If She Should Come Over

I make no excuses for my behavior.
Britney Fans React To Beyonce/Becky Drama

So Many Emotions
Girl’s Got My Back

Thanks, betch!
Weekend 4.22



Kylie lip kits, besties in law school, pasta sauce. That’s basically it.
