Protect your skin. Don’t online shop for 3 hours without pants on while Bravo plays in the background.
Category: Girl Talk
So True
If by “professional work” you mean write dick jokes then YES THIS IS ME.
When Your Friend Is Telling A Long Ass Story
When Someone Asks You To Dance
“Oh, like this?”
Weekend 7.1
Magic!
When Someone Asks If You Want A Cookie
When Your Whole Squad Makes A Plan
FIRE UP THE ROSÉ.
When Someone Compliments My Eyebrows
I just wanna look good for ya.
Word
Boss bitch.
Make Good Choices
Killin it.
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