
Let’s do another Mario Kart race.
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I fucking DARE YOU to put mayonnaise on your sandwich.

Hot DAMN I look good. Now! Back to my chips and salsa.

Oh, my skirt’s tucked into my underwear? Got it.

It’s just a gray tee, NBD.
Are my taste buds broken? What is going on here??

Spice up your eye, spice up your life.