What’s next, you’re going to ask me if I’ve ever seen Watch What Happens Live? Jesus Christ.
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Category: Girl Talk
Did I Hear My Name Come Up?
When Your Phone’s Blowing Up With Work Shit Before 7am
When Someone Is Rude To A Waiter
Do you have a nice dry rosé/a hole I can crawl into and die? Thanks.
Weeknights
<<opens Postmates app, sighs heavily>>
Late 20’s Got Me Like…
Samesies.
When You Tell Your Friend Her Haircut Is Bad
How Was Beyonce At The VMAs?
Winded just thinking about it.
Kissing The Haters Goodbye Like…
See ya never, cuties!!
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