“Wrap them around the other people, Carole.” -Bethenny from the couch, as she aggressively fluffs a throw pillow
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Category: Girl Talk
Cutting Loose With Cut Abs
<<shows haters the door, gives them goody bags on their way out>>
Looking At A Pile Of Donuts Like
When Everybody Wants Pizza But You’re Trying To Eat Healthy
**The above title is for joke purposes only. I am an enthusiastic member of the pizza community.**
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Gym Class Nostalgia
And she turned out just fine! Married, great job, lots of friends.
When You Get A Paycheck
My Entire Life
<<opens Uber app>>
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This Is So Enjoyable
Taylor Swift’s Nightmares Be Like
Sending A Selfie To Your BFF
Straight cheesin’.
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