I got hot sauce in my bag, swag.
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Category: Girl Talk
Dream Man
When Someone Compliments Your New Sneaks
Get your own pair. Except don’t copy me.
When You Want A Bite Of Your Man’s Food And You’re Sexy As Fuck
When Your Friend Is A Doctor
“What is this strange lump on my arm?!”
“Your elbow.”
Spoiler Alert
SHE AND JESS DON’T EVEN KISS??????????
WHY THE FUCK IS LOGAN MARRYING SOME BITCH NAMED ODETTE????
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY. YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO’S TOO COOL TO COME BACK FOR THE REVIVAL? YA RIGHT.
<<pours a whiskey, eats a Pop Tart>>
As I Press Play On The Gilmore Girls Revival…
EEEEEE!
Mantra
When Someone Says Something Bitchy As Shit
When You Don’t Have Service
Every single second of the day in my apartment.
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