Happy Holidays December 27, 2016December 27, 2016Leave a comment View this post on Instagram A post shared by Sam Jarvis (@whoissamjarvis) Spookiest part of 2016.
Know Your Worth December 19, 2016December 19, 2016Leave a comment And THAT is why I let it sleep in my bed with me!! [via]
When A Man Interrupts You And You Tell Him To Sit The Fuck Down December 16, 2016December 16, 2016Leave a comment Nobody asked you, buddy.
When A Coworker Asks If You Have Spare Headphones December 15, 2016December 15, 2016Leave a comment Have a great day, Bob! [via]
Quality Pick Up Line December 14, 2016December 14, 2016Leave a comment “I’ll sprinkle myself on top of you and we’ll have a real nice time.” [via]
When You’re Trying Not To Freak Out Over Your Credit Card Bill December 13, 2016December 13, 2016Leave a comment Humans will be extinct before I retire anyway. [via]
When You Rub Your Eyes Too Hard December 13, 2016December 13, 2016Leave a comment The beautiful debris of my crumbling life! 😀