It’s not me, it’s you.
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Category: Girl Talk
Paging Dr. Xanax
It’s fine, everything’s chill. <<white knuckles the armrest>>
Oopsie Daisy
I AM A ROMCOM SAVANT.
I Wrote My Own Gilmore Girls Revival Script, And This One Has Aliens
As a huge Gilmore Girls fan, this was a labor of love (and silliness). I hope you all enjoy Gilmore Girls: “Aliens Attack Stars Hollow!”
And in case you need to know where I stand personally, Jess > Logan > Dean > Marty > Paul From The Actual Revival > Guy Who Rejected Rory In The Laundry Room at Yale.
Oh, and Luke > Max Medina > Alex The Coffee Enthusiast > Christopher > Gross Guy Who Hits On Lorelai in the Pilot Episode > Jason Styles.
In omnia paratus!
Wait, What??
Feels like we’re having a disconnect here.
When Someone Gives Me Very Specific Instructions
I’ve Gone Full Parisian
Baguettes are like my children. I love them all equally.
Riverdale Is Scary
It’s fine, it’s not like that show is for 14-year-olds.
A Little Early?
Yes, please Venmo me ONE MILLION DOLLARS before you sober up!
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